Sigaar cabbista hoostiisa qiiqa tacriifada: Laga bilaabo "Ciyaarta Khamaarka Caalamiga ah" ilaa "Heerka badbaadada Hell"

1. Hadda xaalad ee dagaalka tariff: marka 'cadaadiska ugu badan' la kulmo' tallaabooyin is-dhaafsi ah'

Dagaalka canshuuraha ee u dhexeeya Shiinaha iyo Mareykanka 2025 ayaa sare u kacay ilaa heerka "waaqiciga sixirka" - Mareykanka ayaa canshuur 125% ah ku soo rogay badeecadaha Shiinaha ee loo soo dhoofiyo Mareykanka, Shiinaha ayaa isku mar ka jawaabay 125%. Mugga ganacsiga ee u dhexeeya labada dhinac ayaa hoos uga dhacay $153 bilyan sanadkii 2024 ilaa in ka yar $20 bilyan rubuci hore ee 2025, ku dhawaad ​​"la'aanta eber". Caqli xumada ciyaartani waxay ku jirtaa

'Waxqabad Dijital ah': Qiimaha 125% wuxuu la mid yahay 'ka-hortagga nukliyeerka', laakiin saameynteeda dhabta ah waxay la mid tahay qaadista 'canshuurta hawada' xilli ay ukumaha dukaamada waaweyn lagu qiimeeyaa $ 30- macaamiisha Mareykanka ayaa lagu qasbay inay bixiyaan bandhigyo siyaasadeed, iyo kharashka sannadlaha ah ee kooxaha dakhligoodu hooseeyo iyo kuwa hoose ayaa kor u kacay $ 380-5.

'Supply Chain Guerrilla War: Shirkadaha Shiinuhu waxay u midoobeen inay noqdaan 'ninjas tariif', dhoofinta iyada oo loo marayo waddamo saddexaad sida Mexico iyo Vietnam, samaynta silsilad saddex geesood ah 'Made in China' - oo lagu soo ururiyay Mexico - lagu iibiyo Maraykanka', oo si xoog leh ugu rogay dagaalka tariifka 'ciyaar garqaad juquraafi ah'

• The kaftan madow ee ah warshadahaXaaladda hadda jirta ee si joogta ah u ururinaysa tacriifadaha, tobannaankii sano ee dhibaatada xakamaynta daroogada ee Maraykanka ayaa isla markiiba la xalliyey. Warshadaha daroogada, oo markii hore faa'iido lahaa, ayaa u muuqda kuwo aad u yar marka loo eego wejiga alaabada Shiinaha ee hoos yimaada asalka 125% ee canshuuraha. Ganacsatada daroogada ayaa dukaamada Shiinaha ka furtay Maraykanka waxayna bilaabeen inay iibiyaan badeecooyinka yaryar ee Yiwu. Madaxweyne Trump ayaa la filayaa inuu noqdo madaxweynaha xiga ee ku guuleysta abaalmarinta nabadda ee Nobel ka dib madaxweyne Obama

2. Xaqiiqda Sixirka: Isbeddelka Warshadaha ee uu Sababay Dagaalka Tarifka

1. Xeeladaha Guerrilla ee silsiladda saadka

• "Ant guuraya" saadkaSoosaarayaasha tubaakada afka laga qaato waxay u kala saaraan sigaarka afka "Nuxur basbaas (10% tariff)", "Baakad warqad ah (5% tariff)", "soosaar nicotine ah (kaydinta ku meel gaadhka ah ee aagga xidhxidhan)" loogu talagalay ku dhawaaqida kastamka ee dufcadaha, ka dibna waxay ku ururiyaan "bakhaarro sharci ah oo Maraykan ah"
• The farshaxanka "liiska dhabarka": Astaan ​​gaar ah ayaa ka diiwaan gashan alaabteeda sida "Kniiniga Dib-u-cusboonaysiinta Dhirta", waxay daabacday baakadaha qaybo ka mid ah "Compendium of Materia Medica", waxayna si guul leh u beddeshay qaybta tacriifta ee "alaabta tubaakada" ilaa "wax lagu daro cuntada" (in kasta oo Li Shizhen uusan waligiis sheegin nikotiinta)

2. Isbeddelka gobolka tirada ee nidaamka qiimaha

• Dukaamada ku habboon ee Maraykanka waxay arkeen "tarifka qiimaha sicirka qiimaha": markii warka subaxdii lagu sheegay kordhinta canshuurta, qiimihiisu wuxuu kordhay 5%, iyo markii Shiinuhu sii daayay calaamadda gorgortanka, qiimaha ayaa hoos u dhacay 3% (buugga tababarka shaqaaluhu wuu ka dhumuc weyn yahay hagaha sare u kaca ee kaydka federaalka).
• Ganacsiga elektaroonigga ah ee ka gudba xuduudaha Shiinaha ayaa ciyaaraya "fund hedge hedge": iibso saddex sanduuq oo hel caymiska tariifka hadiyad ahaan. Haddii heerka cashuurtu kor u kaco 30 maalmood gudahood, waxaad heli doontaa cashback ( moodooyinka dhabta ah markaad ooynayso)

3. Isticmaalka isticmaalka Schizophrenic

• Adeer luqun cas oo Mareykan ah ayaa habaaray 'Shiinaha ayaa naga xaday nikotiinka' isagoo ka raadinaya Amazon 'sida loo isticmaalo VPN si loogu iibsado bakhaarka Shenzhen bonded fariinta tooska ah'
• Milkiilaha warshad qandaraas oo Shiinees ah ayaa maalintii warqad ka helay qareenka Aqalka Cad, wuxuuna si toos ah u tabiyaa TikTok habeenkii, isagoo ku qeylinaya "Qiimaha sigaarka aan cabno waa tartan ka dhan ah tacriifadaha, qoyskeyga

3. Hagaha Badbaadada: Mawduuca Saddexaad ee Kaboodka Siyaasadda

1. Is-beeritaanka "Adeecida Adeecida"

• Shaqaalaysiinta khabiir hore oo gorgortanka WTO ahaan lataliye si uu ugu takhasuso bixinta daahsoon ee Qodobka XX ee Heshiiska Guud ee Tarifyada iyo Ganacsiga ( Gabagabo: tubaakada afka waxaa lagu qeexi karaa "qalabka daryeelka afka")
• Samaynta "Xarunta Baakadaha Walxaha Nikotiinka" ee Aagga Ganacsiga Xorta ah si loo yareeyo dareenka tacriifta ee alaabta ceeriin heer ka hooseeya kan biyaha macdanta

2. Istaraatiijiyada gacanta bidix iyo midig ee suuqa

• Daabacaadda gaarka ah ee Waqooyiga AmeerikaTusaale ahaan, ku darida soosaarka karamberriga, baakadaha MAGA iyo Taalada Xorriyadda (waxyaabaha nikotiinka dhabta ah waa 15% ka sarreeya kan asalka ah), ku darida burgerka hilibka lo'da, biisa, iyo hilibka hilibka lo'da,

3. Burburinta Tignoolajiyada

• Dalbashada a 'Blockchain Tariff Traceability Patent': Awood u siinta molecule kasta oo nikotiin ah inuu kaga gudbo qulqulka xudduudaha isagoo wata Digital Canshuur Bill (Wall Street Sees Web5.0)

4, Aragtida mustaqbalka: Marka 'caalmi-ku-samaynta' ay noqoto 'xanuun caalami ah'

• Muddada gaaban (1-2 sano): "Dabinka Meksika" ee Kastamka Mareykanka ayaa kormeer lama filaan ah ku sameeyay ganacsiga gaadiidka dadweynaha, isagoo la wareegay $ 1 bilyan oo qiimihiisu yahay "sigaar calaamadeysan", taasoo si toos ah kor ugu qaadeysa horumarinta degdegga ah ee koorsooyinka tababarka luqadda Isbaanishka ee Shiinaha
• Muddada dhexe (3-5 sano): dhalashada nooc cusub oo ah "dhexdhexaadiyeyaasha tariifada": gaar ahaan ka caawinta shirkadaha xisaabinta "sida loo qaybiyo 25% tariif 5% cashuurta dhirta+10% cashuurta baakadaha+10% cashuurta saadka"
• Muddada dheer (5-10 sano): Waxaa jiri kara "Isbahaysiga Badbaadayaasha Dagaalka Customs", oo leh shuruudaha xubinnimada oo ay ku jiraan "ugu yaraan in lagu liis gareeyo liiska cawl ee kastamka saddexda waddan" iyo "kor u qaadista saddex ama in ka badan oo ku dhawaaqida kastamka nikotiinta"

Hadda waa waxay u muuqataa in

nuxurka arrintan
Tariff farce waa in siyaasiyiintu u isticmaalaan sigaarka sida chips
inuu ciyaaro "ciyaarta awooda" -
Macaamiisha Maraykanku waxay ku bixiyaan "canshuurta waxqabadka siyaasadeed" ee Wal Mart, iyo soosaarayaasha Shiinaha waxay ku dhaqmeen "ku dhawaaqida kastamka isbeddelka quantum" ee nidaamka kastamka,
laakiin kuwa khasaaray dhab ahaantii waa penguins ka fog Antarctic kuwaas oo saf ugu jira inay ku quusaan qorraxda guriga oo si lama filaan ah u helaan ogeysiis tariif ah

Penguin-yadu kuma qanacsana oo wayddiiyaan, "Ma waydiin karaa haddii ay suurtogal tahay in lagu bixiyo Q qadaadiicda qaraabadayda fog